In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

(via fuckinggoldstein)

pizzaforpresident:

i can’t believe he went to coachella
smittimjc:

Only just noticed Levi pondering the purchase of that broom

kickitoldskool:

from the guy who brought you “Actual Cannibal Shia Labeouf,” please enjoy a new song entitled “Christian Bale is at Your Party”

(Source: peterpancaked, via a-lee-sah)

kylejthompson:

Untitled - Kyle Thompson
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